Laws of the Kirwan Clinic (club)

The rules of the club are as follows;

Contacting i, by any means, to make an appointment and subsequently upon entering the club premises at Kirwan Clinic,
(in Profitness Gym) 11 Braemor Road, Churchtown, Dublin 14, will be deemed as tacit acceptance of the rules of the club which then become law.

The club services, including the websites: and, are offered by i, the man; barry-martin; on an “as is” basis;

i, offer my time and property through the club; any knowledge offered through the club is the property of i;

All who use the knowledge offered through this website or any other part of the club do so as the man or woman only, and do take full responsibility for said use;

i, barry-martin; can speak to you as the man or woman only;

All who donate and or compensate for the time and property of i do so as the man or woman in the private;

Any property that i; the man did create, i hereby claim as the property of i;

i; have the right to change these laws at any time as necessary; continued use of the website indicates your acceptance of any change to these laws;

These laws are also applicable to any club services offered and carried out by i at another physical location;

:barry-martin; all rights reserved

Last updated: the twelfth day of the first month A.D. two thousand and twenty three



Lawful Agreement

The Kirwan Clinic (“the club”) is a private membership club for those of mankind to meet for the diagnosis, prevention and treatment of musculoskeletal conditions;
the club is hosted by i: the man; barry-martin; life-time membership is free; membership provides exclusive access to the skillset of i; to help members make a full recovery from their said condition; all activities through or within the club occur within the private domain only;


i: enter into this agreement of my own free will;

i, choose to establish this agreement between i, and the man, barry-martin;

i, agree to be responsible for my own actions and for the consequences of receiving consultancy, treatment and rehabilitation with the man, barry-martin;

i, attest that my actions on this and any subsequent visit to this website or to the Kirwan Clinic club physical premises, any event or place provided within the club (including electronic communications) are by i, in my own right and private capacity as the man/woman, and not as an agent or representative for any governmental or non-governmental agency or organisation whose purpose is to enforce a legal code, act or statute where no man or woman has been harmed, or to carry out any mission of entrapment or investigation; i, understand that this will be considered to be trespass by way of barratry and that i, will become immediately liable to pay compensation under this agreement, in the amount of €500,000 plus €10/minute the trespass continues;

i, understand that any claims of wrong and or trespass under this agreement shall be governed by law and may be pressed at a court of law by and between those of mankind only;

i; agree that by reserving an appointment and making a donation in exchange for the services and benefits of Kirwan Clinic club; and subsequently, entering the club premises of Kirwan Clinic, that i have read, understand and accept, without coercion, the agreement of membership and laws of the club.


Information handling

Any information that you provide to this website is done in the private; i consider the information you provide to this site as your property; i respect your property and will keep it private; i do not store details indefinitely online; i do not store credit or debit card numbers;

Your personal information is used only to provide the services offered on this website, in particular, to reserve an appointment, to make a donation and for communication relevant to the services offered; 

i; do not sell or share any of your personally identifiable information of to any third parties, except, of course, to the applicable client whose website you are using.

By visiting this website, you are accepting the terms of this statement; any external links to other websites are clearly identifiable as such. 

i; am not responsible for the content or the privacy policies of those other websites and it does not constitute an endorsement of that website by i; the man; barry-martin.

You can request a copy of any information that i hold about you; You can also request that i delete your information;

You allow us to place information on the hard drive of your computer in the form of so-called cookies, which you can remove or decline at any time;

Cookies are small files that a site or its service provider transfers to your computer’s hard drive through your Web browser (if you allow) that enables the sites or service providers systems to recognize your browser and capture and remember certain information.

Changes agreement:
This rules of the club lawful agreement are subject to change from time to time; it shall be your responsibility to check this website periodically to see any recent updates; this policy was last updated in January 2023.

If you have any questions regarding the rules and agreement for the Kirwan Clinic club, you may send an email to:

:barry-martin; all rights reserved

Last updated: the twelfth day of the first month A.D. two thousand and twenty three


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